My boss has recently decided to part with his beloved Jeep. It's a 1991 Grand Wagoneer with 399, 000 miles. He was hoping to make the 400, 000 mark, but upon turning 80 he decided that a more reliable vehicle might make for a wiser means of transportation. I have to say that I am disappointed. I'm not sure if I'll be able to recognize him coming down the road anymore. I've seen him in other vehicles and it's just not the same. I was for sure that the only way that Jeep and he part would be when the good Lord took either one of them. Which reminds me of a good joke. His wife was asked by a friend who wrote obituaries what she would want for her husbands. She quickly replied, "McKie died." Her friend reminded her that there is a five word minimum. She responded, "Jeep for sale." I guess she's gonna have to think of a different three words.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Jeep for Sale
My boss has recently decided to part with his beloved Jeep. It's a 1991 Grand Wagoneer with 399, 000 miles. He was hoping to make the 400, 000 mark, but upon turning 80 he decided that a more reliable vehicle might make for a wiser means of transportation. I have to say that I am disappointed. I'm not sure if I'll be able to recognize him coming down the road anymore. I've seen him in other vehicles and it's just not the same. I was for sure that the only way that Jeep and he part would be when the good Lord took either one of them. Which reminds me of a good joke. His wife was asked by a friend who wrote obituaries what she would want for her husbands. She quickly replied, "McKie died." Her friend reminded her that there is a five word minimum. She responded, "Jeep for sale." I guess she's gonna have to think of a different three words.
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Best obit ever!
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