As I was trying to build an electric fence with heifers in the the pasture I had a thought or a money making scheme if you will. I'm gonna copyright the phrase "stupid heifer". Of course I'll have to copyright all associated phrases such as "dumb heifer", "ignorant heifer", "idiot heifer", and many others that I will refrain from listing. I figure I'll be a millionaire overnight.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
A Thought
As I was trying to build an electric fence with heifers in the the pasture I had a thought or a money making scheme if you will. I'm gonna copyright the phrase "stupid heifer". Of course I'll have to copyright all associated phrases such as "dumb heifer", "ignorant heifer", "idiot heifer", and many others that I will refrain from listing. I figure I'll be a millionaire overnight.
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oh, electric fences make me nostalgic for the days when we would dare each other to hold onto one as the current came vibrating down the wire. If I remember right, none of us chickened out. Which might explain a few things.
ReplyDeleteTo this day I HATE getting shocked b/c of that. At least we didn't pea on it. Well, maybe Steve did. THAT would explain some stuff.
ReplyDeleteSorry but the redundency of "stupid heifer" prohibits copyright, along with others such as "hard rock", "soft pillow", "wet water", "media propaganda", "knife blade", "bad Rap", "ignorant liberal"...well you get the point...
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